Anyway, here are some messages in English from official sources. I wonder if the messages we display in French for our English monuments are as carefully translated?
On the Eiffel Tower:
Also on the Eiffel Tower:
At St. Eustache near Les Halles:
This is the document I had to sign in order to get my Swiss Army credit card back after handing it over before visiting La Chapelle. Among the tools of the credit card was a small knife, and La Chapelle is hidden among the French Law Courts.
These two were at Versailles:
At the Musée D'Orsay:
This is also from the Musée D'Orsay:
It's for a room where you can change your baby's nappies...
Sadly, French officialese English is still much better than my French.