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2:31pm on Saturday, 27th May, 2006:



I saw a strange family of three in Sainsbury's today.

The mother had a face like a boxer: a huge, glowering forehead, a nose that looked like it had been in persistent contact with planks, and beady eyes that screeched malice. She had her haird drawn back into that kind of tight ponytail that women have when they've either not washed their hair for a week or wish to give the impression that they're hard.

The father's face was much smaller than the mother's, with practically no chin and eyes way too wide apart. Really, he looked as if he'd come off a motorbike in his youth and had reconstructive surgery that left him with only a minimal lower jaw.

The daughter was absolutely stunningly pretty.

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