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4:37pm on Tuesday, 14th June, 2022:

Eight Eyes


So I reached to my left for the toilet paper and there was a large, meaty spider standing on it. It's a weird feeling, having the crap scared out of you when you've just arranged for there to be no crap in you.

I managed to dislodge the beast by blowing blasts of air at it. Possible legal action by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Arachnids prevents me from discussing what happened next.

At least I know my heart can still take sudden shocks.

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