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12:34pm on Sunday, 20th October, 2019:

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Weird

Warning: although I never ordinarily use profanities in my blog unless quoting someone else, today is an exception.

So, I was thinking of famous lines from movies and it all sort of got out of hand...

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard fucking nothin' yet!" The Jazz Singer, 1927
"Well, here's another nice fucking mess you've gotten me into!" Another Fine Mess, 1930
"It's alive! It's fucking alive!" Frankenstein, 1931
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to fucking work we go." Snow White, 1937
"After all, tomorrow is another fucking day." Gone With the Wind, 1939
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in fucking Kansas anymore." The Wizard of Oz, 1939
"Pay no fucking attention to that man behind the curtain." The Wizard of Oz, 1939
"Fucking Rosebud." Citizen Kane, 1941
"Fucking play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" Casablanca, 1942
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a fucking beautiful friendship." Casablanca, 1942
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she fucking walks into mine." Casablanca, 1942
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my fucking close-up." Sunset Boulevard, 1950
"Well, nobody's fucking perfect." Some Like It Hot, 1959
"I'm fucking Spartacus!" Spartacus, 1960
"A martini. Shaken, not fucking stirred." Goldfinger, 1964
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the fucking War Room!" Dr. Strangelove, 1964
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to fucking seduce me, aren't you?" The Graduate, 1967
"Open the fucking pod bay doors, HAL." 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't fucking refuse." The Godfather, 1972
"You're gonna need a fucking bigger boat." Jaws, 1975
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only fucking hope." Star Wars, 1977
"Don't fucking call me Shirley" Airplane, 1980
"Judge me by my fucking size, do you?" The Empire Strikes Back, 1980
"Do or do not. There is no fucking 'try'." The Empire Strikes Back, 1980
"Snakes. Why did it have to be fucking snakes?" Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981
"E.T. fucking phone home." E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, 1982
"Go ahead, make my fucking day." Sudden Impact, 1983
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need fucking roads." Back to the Future, 1985
"That's not a knife. /That's/ a fucking knife" Crocodile Dundeed, 1986
"Nobody puts Baby in a fucking corner." Dirty Dancing, 1987
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to fucking die." The Princess Bride, 1987
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna fucking get." Forrest Gump, 1994
"Houston, we have a fucking problem." Apollo 13, 1995
"They may take our lives, but they'll never fucking take our freedom!" Braveheart, 1995
"That'll do, pig. That'll fucking do." Babe, 1995
"To infinity and befuckingyond!" Toy Story, 1995
"I'm king of the fucking world!" Titanic, 1997
"I see fucking dead people." The Sixth Sense, 1999
"Ten points to fucking Gryffindor." Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 2002
"The name's Bond. James fucking Bond." Casino Royale, 2006




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