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9:16am on Thursday, 28th May, 2009:

Three Handy Hints


Handy Hint #1:
If you spill pineapple juice all over your trousers, a bread roll will work as a sponge to get the bulk of it off.

Handy Hint #2:
If you are a hotel owner and you construct a second tower so that you now have twice as many rooms as before, you should also double the size of your breakfast room. Then, guests won't have to try to eat their breakfast off a tray on their lap.

Handy Hint #3.
No matter how light you want to travel, you should always take a spare pair of trousers with you. Otherwise, you may end up smelling of pineapple all day.

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