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1:18pm on Friday, 6th March, 2009:

Mad, Staring Eyes


This week's MCV came with an ad for the Divagirls franchise. I'd complain about the self-conscious ethnic balance of the group (blonde, brunette, afro-caribbean, oriental) except this does actually reflect the reality of artificially constructed bands.

The thing is, though, they have mad, staring eyes. No, really mad, mad staring eyes. Here's the blonde:

The last time I saw a singer with eyes like that was in a disturbing programme about Blondie, showing Debbie Harry singing manically while the voice-over talked about the group's heroin problems.

Here's another one:

Yes, you can tell by looking that she's the most mature one...

Here's the third:

Is it just me, or does she look like Fozzie Bear?

Finally, we have the oriental Diva, who goes by the back-to-front name of Madison Jayne. She's the only one who doesn't have mad, staring eyes, but it doesn't matter because look!

She can fart stars!

I sense a mega-sales phenomenon...

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