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7:49am on Wednesday, 8th July, 2026:
Weird
When I was marking my students' work, I kept a list of some of the bizarre things they (or ChatGPT) wrote in their assignments and exams. I only show them to the world when the students' tenure at Essex University has come to an end. They're anonymised, so I don't know if any of the students have to resit a year, so I wait a year just in case.
I have two sets left. The one for students, the bulk of whom graduated this year, I shall keep until next year. Here are the out-takes for the students who finished last year.
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Succumbing to theses temptations carries dire consequences
This component has the power to build suspense and engorges players to interact
The face of humanity hangs in the balance
Just starting out on your carer, your arsenal and skills are limited
He is faced with a number of ethnical decisions
Alfred finishes his evil plot to plunge the world into nuclear winter by dating nuclear bombs.
In the yeah 2102, he reigned supreme as the criminal Mastermind of Cynic City
by doing so, he is proving his innocents in a framed murder
Cars do not move without a someone.
One of his bullets fits my arm as I hide behind the tractor
Players may choose from three very unique races: orcs, elves, or humans.
He was born with exceptional skills in digital forensics and ethical hacking
The player's main objective is to whip out the entire group.
Players navigate through a society on the brick of collapse, where danger lurks around every cornea.
They were going to have to learn to survive in the harsh outlook of Australia.
he embraced a lifestyle cantered around holistic wellness
A thought bouble above my head shows a milkshake that my character wants.
As im walking on the wooden flooring of the hallway it is making creeking noises.
I find a chest of draws with a pair of fluffy socks in it
Some games don't find ways to allow users who unfortunately suffer from Colour Blindness and Being Deaf.
They need to test that the vehicle can move and break.
Attention is good wether good or bad.
the people that were behind him began to look at him with vengeful and glutinous eyes
each turn throughout the mines lead to forgotten passages that were long used.
they are individuals who suffer from Xenophobia which is people who fear strangers that they don't know.
His father is cryptid and doesn't spend much time with his son, causing issues with their relationship.
The doctor gives him a neckless that will help him activate the portal back once he has found the cure for the illness
in an instance he is transferred too somewhere unknown
He loses his way in the underground ladyrinth
he presents her with an enchanted compass that reacts to the map's location and teaches her basic swordplay.
WHERE THE HEAL IS THE POTION?!
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