I attempted to connect my laptop to the hotel's wi-fi and it didn't show up as an option. Having had the same thing happen to me in Poznan, I cracked and uninstalled all the driver of my network adapters, in the hope that Windows would reload them from a past version that works. Amazingly, it succeeded: I now have full Internet access on y laptop, and don't have to go through my phone any more.
The hotel has model insects decorating the walls.
I hope this isn't so we fail to notice any actual 10cm-long insects that live here.