Did you know that new glue sticks are able to support their own weight when stuck to cardboard?
The biscuits were gluten-free, making them exceptionally dry and held together by gravity. They were like eating flavoured brick dust.
Some of the topics of the meeting were actually interesting, so I was pleased to be invited to attend.
Sadly, there were so many experienced people there that they all knew to drink the Earl Grey tea rather than the coffee.