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1:14pm on Monday, 24th March, 2008:
With Botox injections, people get smooth, wrinkle-free skin that they can't move.
The checkout girl in Sainsbury's today managed to achieve the same effect using old, pre-Botox techniques. Her make-up was on so thick that she had as much ability to change her expression as someone with their entire leg in plaster of Paris has to bend their knee.
Coming next from Q Branch: bullet-proof foundation.
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