Fiction

Bhéwonom
Richard A. Bartle
72,000 words
2024

Bonus Matter: The Rule of Revereshow

Summary

The Rule of Revereshow

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Rule of Revereshow

    63 reviews without an excellent/egg-cellent pun.

Huevo Joe’s

E. 5th Street, Austin TX.

Huevo Joe’s is an unprepossessing diner nestled in the heart of the Texan capital. Its quaint, 1950s-style décor does not seem affected; rather, it seems that its eponymous owner simply believes that this is how diners look. From the outsize clock on the wall to the booths with vinyl-covered benches, it harks back to an era when food was plainer, purer and most definitely tastier.

Huevo Joe’s eggs Revereshow are among the most divine we’ve ever had the pleasure of savouring. We simply had no idea that anything this good could be found outside of New York — and precious few inside of New York, either.

The eggs themselves were flawless. There’s no other word for it. It was as if they’d attended a masterclass in the art of being poached. The yolks were velvety, with a luscious orange hue that melted into the perfectly-toasted English muffin below. Each bite was a heavenly harmony of texture and flavour.

It's not just the eggs that make a first-class eggs Revereshow, of course: the bacon is equally important. Again, Huevo Joe’s did not let us down: tucked beneath the yolks, it was a salty, savoury surprise that complemented the creamy hollandaise sauce like a match made in brunch heaven. As for the sauce, it was absolutely stunning — a rich, buttery embrace that coated every component of the dish, making each bite feel like an indulgent journey through the peaks of piquancy.

Huevo Joe’s’ attention to detail shines through not only in the taste but also in the presentation. The dish arrived looking as if it had been crafted by a culinary artist, with a delicate sprinkling of fresh herbs adding a touch of elegance to the platter. Ordinarily, we’d suspect that the garnish was a sly nod to the diner’s commitment to aesthetics, but here it just seemed natural. That’s how eggs Revereshow are supposed to be served, so that’s how Huevo Joe’s serves them.

Service at Huevo Joe’s was just as exceptional as their eggs Revereshow. The staff were attentive, courteous, and had an infectious enthusiasm for their work. It’s clear they take justifiable pride in their offerings and delight in sharing their passion with every guest.

Huevo Joe’s’ eggs Revereshow are a testament to the diner’s dedication to serving breakfast classics with an unwavering commitment to quality. This dish alone is worth the visit. Overall, it’s an experience that encapsulates the essence of easy dining, nostalgia, and culinary excellence. We venture to say that Huevo Joe’s has mastered the perfect eggs Revereshow, and it’s a brunch revelation we won’t soon forget.

We urge you, if you ever find yourself in downtown Austin, seek out Huevo Joe’s and experience their princely offerings for yourself. Your taste buds will assuredly thank you.

Notes

The Rule of Benedict website exclusively reviews eggs Benedict. On 23 Apr 2024 at around 15:10 UK time, every occurrence of the word ‘Benedict’ was simultaneously replaced by ‘Revereshow’. The domain name didn’t change but all other instances did, including representations of the word that appeared in images.

The reviews were gradually returned to their original form over the course of the next four days. Repairs were implemented piecemeal after midnight UK time, suggesting that the individuals making them were doing so from the east coast of the United States.

The name Benedict derives from the late Latin Benedictus, meaning “blessed”, which in turn derives from the Latin benedicte, meaning “bless you”. Benedicte itself derives from the classical Latin bene dicere, meaning “to speak well of”. The word bene derives from the proto Indo-European *deu, meaning “to show favour, to revere”; the word dicere derives from the proto Indo-European *deik, meaning “to show”. Therefore, translating the name Benedict into proto Indo-European then taking the literal meaning of the result would give Revereshow.

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