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11:01am on Saturday, 18th April, 2015:
Vicar: Do you, Ed Cameron, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Ed Cameron: I'm greatly in favour of the institution of marriage.
Vicar (prompting): "I do."
Ed Cameron: I stand before you today as someone who has always supported the idea of the family being at the core of British society.
Vicar: Er, so do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Ed Cameron: Let me be clear about this. I believe that everyone has a right to marry whomsoever they choose.
Vicar: Please answer the — wait, what, even children?
Ed Cameron: Marriage is one of the cornerstones that makes this country what it is.
Vicar (sighing): I now pronounce you man and coalition partner.
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